Senior Assassin

A new senior tradition has been started by the class of 2025. Starting this year, seniors have begun a game of “Senior Assassin.” The premise is that every senior is given the goal of spraying their target with a water gun to "eliminate" them. Once a player succeeds, they inherit their victim's target and continue the game. If a player fails to eliminate their target by the end of the week, they are eliminated from the game. Senior Assassin has made a storm on social media such as TikTok and Instagram, and has even made its way into clubs, youth groups, and sports teams.

You must be wondering, “Why would someone sign up to basically get stalked every day of the spring of their senior year?” and the answer to that is a prize of an insane $500. This money has been a very big motivator for the class of 2025, having students go as far as to stalk outside their target's house as early as five in the morning– on a late start of all days! There is one way to get around these dedicated players, which is wearing goggles (or floaties), which grant you immunity as long as it's not a purge day. During these purges, students can eliminate their target even if they're wearing all the necessary protection. The game is currently ongoing and will continue until one student comes out on top.

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